The Federal Republic of Estado de Sergipe is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.193 billion Estado de Sergipeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Estado de Sergipean economy, worth 785 trillion reais a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,201 reais, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 483,813 per year while the poor average 15,393, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estado de Sergipe's national animal is the sabiá, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Estado de Sergipe is ranked 38,912^th in the world and 135^th in Giovanniland for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,776.9 on the Gilded Widget Scale.